Twelveth

I love meeting new people. You can tell them your whole life story and they act mildly interested, unlike my friends who tend to scatter when they feel a 'Chronicles of Hailzbury' rendition coming on.

As of November the 10th, if ever I meet someone and they ask: 'Oh Hey, what year are you in?'
I might possibly start by rambling on about the ridiculous curriculum of my school. And how I'm now in Year 12.
They'd probably start questioning me about how my exams went and what Uni and course I've applied for.
Then I'd have to explain that- 'No, no, no I'm actually suppose to be in year 11, I've really only done like a week of Year 12'
They'd go: 'What?'
I'd go: 'Nevermind'
and They'd think: ' Let's run away, she thinks her school year starts in November. What a whacko'

If I had to write a play about my life, it'd be called 'Hailzbury Chronicles- The Musical'

I would play the innocent victim of a imperious teacher named Hailey (surname Bury).
And in the performance, I'd be forced to labor on during the holidays while my friends travel to exotic places like Singapore and Rome.
The whole plot would be about the various ways I can bury Hailey in a discrete and sophisticated fashion, while at the same time, also gaining sympathy and support from my manipulated audience.

I absolutely adore musicals !

Re: I Have Something To Tell You

I sent my teacher an e-mail


>>> Jan-Lee Chin 10/30/08 2:11 PM >>>
MR. NORTON SIR
FLASH WILL NOT PUBLISH ANY HTML AND I CAN'T EXPORT ANYTHING I MAKE !
HELP !

OMGHELP



ok. bye.


>>> Bruce Norton 10/31/08 9:30 AM >>>
Dear Jan,
Im in all day today,
expect to see you!
Yes it is Friday.
B Norton


>>> Jan-Lee Chin 11/02/08 6:59 PM >>>
Oh Whoops..
I've only just checked my e-mail..
How now brown cow?


>>> Bruce Norton 11/05/08 9:21 AM >>>
Dear Jan,
I am in today and Friday,
See you then....?
Leave your brown cow at the gate.
B Norton

Why, How Skandarlous !

Finally !
I saw this picture and I was very inspired, so I told myself a week ago: 'I'll blog tomorrow'
and now it's today
LOL what an utter disappointment


I just started reading The Chronicles of Narnia- again.

When I first found my mammoth of a book in my basement, (all seven books in one !)
I thought: 'Hey, I remember this.. I read this when I was like two.'
So I opened the book in hopes of indulging in my childhood story, and I realise- I've never actually read it at all !
In reality, I've just looked at the pictures.

Well actually, I've read the first two books for school. And I've watched 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' multiple times (also for school)
Edmund use to annoy me so much. like omg.
Edmund Pevensie, how dare you tell lies ! OF COURSE NARNIA EXISTS !
and throughout the movie, I had a certain distaste for Skandar Keynes (the actor)
WHAT A TRAITOR !
Like ok. Good work Skandar you helped slay the witch, Skandar.
Nice job Skandar, I like how you so bravely put yourself into danger and almost killed yourself, Skandar.
Well Skandar, all this wouldn't have happened if you didn't deceive the beautiful Aslan and your three siblings in the first place, Skandar. Skandar you idiot !

Anyway, I've just recently read (and watched) Prince Caspian.. and now,
I TOTALLY LOVE SKANDAR KEYNES ! WHAT A CHAMPION !



and if you disagree,
Skandar will come defeat you in a Narnia battle, and after, he'll whisk me away to eternal happiness.
How could anyone not love that face ?!
PSYCHOS

Ahah. I think I have split personalities..
Like the lady in Heroes
What was her name..

Speaking of heroes..
Here's one !



Omg, Bolt's only like- THE HOTTEST GERMAN SHEPHERD EVAHHHHH
I love it how his disproportionate head and body enhances his adorable features, making him look like the cutest canine ever to roam the earth. While simultaneously, his eyebrows are shaped in such a 'Yes, I'm hot and I know it' manner.
What a heartbreaker !
I really hope one day, Kelloggs would include one of those free wipe on lightning bolt tattoos with every purchase of their cereal/ muesli bar products.
Then I'd buy a White German Shepherd and call him Bolt.

Also, HOW CUTE IS THE HAMSTER !
His name's Rhino ( nyiohhhhhh )
I want to put him in my pocket
But I can't.
So I've put him on my desktop



This is just one of my 2 am outcomes
I'll probably regret it tomorrow,when I turn on my computer and I see a retarded hamster radiating from my screen.




Dear Jan,
I would like to buy you your very own Hamster. You can call him 'Rhino' and we can go watch Disney's 'Bolt' together.
After the movie, We can sneak back into the cinema and watch it again.

I can make you ice cream, we could be a sweet team melting in your vice dreams

Yesterday, I was looking through my Chinese Detailed Study notes plastered across my wall, and was trying to make sense of some of the characters..

When I realised- Ahaha. I don't have to !
So I went into the kitchen and made myself a Chocolate and Banana Milkshake, with extra ice cream

bed

study hall

wardrobe door

bathroom wall

Call me a nerd.. but I'll.. ok just call me a nerd.


But for the few months prior to my exam, I found out something about myself.
As desperate my desires are for wanting to achieve the 'best I can' for my 3/4 exams, I'm still not able to do any work due to my lack of interest and short attention span.

I always find myself looking through design and fashion websites ! ARGH

Actually I even have each site bookmarked for my convenience.
It's like an unconscious reaction- As soon as I enter the internet, I hurry to click through each bookmark before my homepage even loads. I do this hoping that someone would've uploaded a new outfit or a design, even though I've already checked it in like fifteen minute intervals.

But it's ok. I've determined a way that might actually help me !
I collected a few of my (favorite) distractions and put direct links for you to click on from my blog ! YAY !

mm.. Your right. It doesn't really help me in any way. But it justs makes me feel better knowing that other people are distracted too. *cackle*

We can talk about the latest trends discovered on Lookbook ! and deliberate the upcoming fashion situation of black top hats and oxford shoes..
Vintage Eyewear, hot or not?
Should we Hype that? and Why do people from Germany get such awesome flea markets that sell old school Original Nintendo Gameboys with SuperMario for twenty five cents ?!
Let's go find some soon !
We'll have to do it after exams.

Now Walk it Out

I've been walking a lot.
In fact, if you were to calculate how much I've been walking just these holidays and compare it to how much I walk in a year,
you'd probably discover two things

1. I don't walk much at all
2. After these two weeks, the amount of walking I've done has increased staggeringly !

(note: walking from home to Centro Glen in gladiator sandals = blistered feet )


Well these holidays have been fun..
very unproductive, but fun.
I think I'll probably kick myself when I finally start school and realise what an idiot I was for not utilising my time AT ALL !

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


I'm exaggerating..
My holidays haven't been a COMPLETE waste of time !
I've also managed to finished 'Hana Yori Dango'
Only like the third drama that I've actually watched through to the end.
It's like the Japanese 'Meteor Garden' !
Except much much shorter. Which is good. I absolutely dread long drama series that seem to run since like the dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Like start a new one already jeez.



also, Samantha Who
is Absolutely brilliant !




Gossip Girl,



Rated best show ever by New York Magazine.
Nothing thrills me more than watching the scandalous lives of Manhatten's elite !
Except Food
Tetris
Top Shop
Op Shop
To Shop
Mrs. Fields Gourmet Cookies
France
Starbucks Iced Coffee
Gloria Jeans Cookies and Cream Mocha Chiller
Nylon
Lookbook
San Churro
Choco Churro
Churros
Macadamias
Almonds
Nutella
Siberian Huskies
Uncle Toby's Plus- Fibre Mix
Tao Kae Noi Seaweed snacks
Traveling
Aloe Vera
White apartments
Mike Perry
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Emprizone Cream..

ok. I really only like Gossip Girl cause of their clothes !
lolololololol


and Just so you know:
I use to feel like this about the Cube of Rubiks.
Like Rubiks, you're a pain and you and your silly cube can just jump off a cliff unsolved



But No More !
I've learnt how to understand the meaning of each turn I make !
ahah. Actually, I just memorised the instructions Sarah and Franny gave Ann. *cackle*

eeeeeeee ! I absolutely love you, Mr Rubiks Sir ! What a brilliant invention ! I wish I'd thought of it myself and sold each cube for the astonishing price of $30 !
Six different colors and one core pivotal point ! Genius !
I promise, as soon as I gather enough money, I will hurry to the nearest store, buy your cube and carry it around with me wherever I may go
*squeeeeeeeeeeeee*

This Is Now

Before the commencement of holidays ( a.k.a commencement of DOOM )

I had a vision,

At the first sight of light I would instantly awake and immediately rush to complete my homework, stopping only once or twice for lunch or occasional snackage.
My timetable would be split into Five parts-
Starting everyday, subjects would be revised in chronological order, based on most important to least significant.
And when asked to relax and enjoy the holidays, a sudden frustration may arise, I would put my foot down and give a stern 'NO, CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE TOO MUCH HOMEWORK TO DO !'
I would even tell people I can't hang out, that I have doomed myself to social suicide and hence dedicated my two week relaxation to total focus of stress..
Also, I would lock myself permanentely in the house in order to accomplish my learning process.
So that when the time comes, and the teacher looks around the classroom asking: 'Who has done their holiday homework?!'
I can finally not hinder away in the corner of the room, ashamed of my fun time during the holidays..
but I would actually be able raise my hand without disgrace and say 'ME ! I'VE DONE MY HOLIDAY HOMEWORK ! MEEEEEEEEEEE !'
I would probably be rewarded
with endless supplies of Gloria Jean's Cookies and Cream Mocha Chillers

happyhappyhappyhappyhapyhapyhapppahypahypahpahpyahyayayhypahyahhappyhappyhappyhappy
:DDD

Tissue For Your Issue

Two blogs in a week ! What a privilege for you all !

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Now that it's more or less middle Spring, my new best friend looks something like this

Thank God for Kleenex Eucalyptus Facial Tissues !
Soft 3 ply tissues enriched with Natural Eucalyptus Oil- not so soft after the second box
If wealth was measured by supplies of tissues, I'd be poor.
My constant consumption of my family's tissue box supply has left us in poverty

Damn my low tolerance for pollinated flowers

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New Passion-
Caesar Salad from Sofia's is definitely to live for

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SPRING FASHION IS HERE !
and Gladiator Sandals are very hot property

Can I just say.. EEEEEEEEEEEE

lol ok. I finally got my very own brown ones after like two very long months of stalking around Knox hunting for a nice bargain.
Nothing too special with the design though, very common.
I can already envision a million other people strutting around Knox in the (my) exact same Jesus Sandals

Also hot- Jersey Lace Ups

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I haven't touched Tetris for like a week
and now I totally suck !

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eleven

Sometimes I think it’s draining to blog- almost like homework !
like having to write a creative writing essay every week.
So if blogging was actually a weekly homework essay, and you were the teachers that constantly checked up on this page,
Then this would be an excellent representation of how often I get my homework done

Argh homework
Frustrates me more than decaffeinated coffee

Speaking of coffee and blogs..
I nearly chocked on my 'you’ll love coles' chocolate chip cookie when I read Sarah's ‘You + Coffee = Blind’
RIDICULOUS !
I almost cried
Until I read the rest of the blog and found out it was only caused by a silly spoon.

Oh and lately I've been hearing various equally believable stories like-
A man who occasionally drank Bubble Cup Milk Tea reportedly got taken to hospital for his injured back, bruised forehead and broken leg.
Doctors examined him and determined that this only happened because he drank Bubble Cup.
so for all you Bubble Cup lovers. BEWARE.

Apparently he wasn’t careful enough,
Spilt his milk tea (with pearls), slipped, fell forwards and banged his head on a pole. The man hit his forehead so hard that he was sent flying backwards only to fall and land on his back.
Trying to avoid further public humiliation, he hurried to get up, only to stumble his way onto a busy road where a car hit him. Fortunately he managed to get away with just a broken leg.
Tragic.

and also
A Bubble Cup employee was almost stabbed to death with a straw when he accidentally served the customer pearls instead of jelly.
True story.

Looks like coffee isn’t so dangerous anymore

tenth

adriennenene ft. jan :)

her name's so boring. jan... psh
haha JOKES.

atm, we're both at piano lessons. called quaverbox.. check out the myspace :D
i think its something like myspace.com/quaverbox
yeah not that hard :)


FINALLY
the end of the week.
it felt so short cuz i only started school on wednesday.
heh, and you didnt :P

okays what would jan usually blog abt?
probs some weird analogy that revolved around either stabbing her hw, or killing half the population by circumferencing half of the world into non-existence.. yeah, naice jan.
agreed. she is whacked.

LOL kiddddding.
we all love you jan :D

btw terence just told her that her music rocked... not.

kboredbye
ps. JAN YOU CAN DELETE THIS (its payback for the amount of times you bagged me)

nine

At night, before I sleep, I imagine a blank tetris board
and in my head I slot in the differently shaped pieces, interlocking and compacting them into a beautiful 10x5 solid block. Creating perfection.

ok. I've been occupied
and by 'occupied' I actually mean- I have enough work to keep me away from msn and commit myself to social suicide, but not enough motivation for me to actually do something about it.
basically, I only have time for beloved tetris

I've been avoiding my Chinese Oral SAC for about a week now
but OMG the time has come ! I'm very nervous..
but not nervous enough to actually utilise my time to study !

I know there are more productive things I could be doing
but subconsciously, I think that with every tetris I make, my homework will suddenly dissolve speedily and merge itself into air molecules creating the basic component of a colorless, highly flammable gaseous element- Hydrogen.
After that rapid transformation,
Two coarse rocks, one named Fredward and the other named Fillion, will simultaneously be thrown from opposite directions, causing them to fly towards each other at the staggering speed of 299 792 458 m/s.
If I were to describe their general direction in a graph, it would be something like y= -x²
Where, Fredward will start at quadrant 3, and Fillion will commence her journey at quadrant 4.
At the turning point, both rocks will inevitably meet.
And assuming Fredward was a man, and Fillion was a woman. A fiery spark of love will form between them.
Hopefully, as the love spark gradually falls towards my homework in the form of Hydrogen,
a beautiful flame will be produced in joyous celebration

speaking of flame-
The Olympics end today !
awwwww I'm so sad, I could cry

mike perry, you are my inspiration

eight

lately, i've been busy

seven

If Chinese was a man, I’d stab him in the heart, tape his mouth shut and leave him at the side of the road




jokingggggg.. I’m a kind loving woman flesh
Love, peace and harmony to the Chinese language

hopefully,

on the eleventh of August twenty oh eight, a perfect line would draw itself around the earth

splitting it symmetrically and dividing it into two perfect halves

simultaneously separating the land of Glen Waverley from Keysborough

I would have to miss my Chinese oral sac

problem solved.

sixeth

In case you're like completely oblivious to the latest trends of this circular universe-
just thought i'd let you know,
TWILIGHT SERIES IS HOT PROPERTY !

it's only like, THE HOTTEST BOOK SINCE HARRY SON OF POTTER
says so too in Entertainment Weekly- so it must be true !

it's exactly the type of book i'd ask mum to drive me down to knox borders for
so i can spend my day reading it for free
ahahaahajokes
but srsly..

schools should just wipe out their book lists and replace it with this series- it's like the new shakespeare in love with vampire and werewolf twist. absolutely fantastic.

if you disagree
i'll whack some sense into you with my borrowed glen waverley monash library twilight book
and then maybe after, i'll let you borrow it

try avoid being a social outcast ok?

READ IT so when i go on one of my renditions of how awesome the latest books are
you can at least pretend like you're interested
or we could organise a number of exclusive gatherings, where we passionately discuss the life changing dilemmas of Bella Swan
like-
To vampire or not to vampire?
What is going to happen to Charlie and Renée if Bella decides to become a vampire after graduation?
or What if she decides to stay human so she can still be biffles with Jacob Black?
Will Victoria end up killing her before she even decides?
or Will the Volturi find her and turn her into a vampire despite her indecisive intentions?
EDWARD CULLEN OR JACOB BLACK, WHO WILL SHE PICK !
some mind numbing questions for the soul

BREAKING DAWN COMES OUT SECOND AUGUST !
and asif that's not already information that would just send you into a coma of utter happiness..
THE MOVIE COMES OUT DECEMBER TWELVE !

ok that being said-
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY PICKED ROBERT PATTINSON TO PLAY EDWARD CULLEN !
he looks more like the werewolf
like ok, fair enuf he looks pretty alrite for a vampire in the poster above..
but like

THIS?! why does he look so angry- like a manwolf

THEY JUST HAVEN'T DONE JUSTICE TO THE BEAUTY OF EDWARD CULLEN !
and why
OH WHY did they give him red hair in the Entertainment Weekly photo? *above
let's be honest: he looks kinda scary- and not in a beautiful way (LIKE HE'S SUPPOSE TO BE !)

ye ok, he looks quite beautiful here.. but if i didn't know any better, i'd think Kristen Stewart was the vampire..
FOR SHAME how dare they pick someone who doesn't look perfect in all his photos !
newayz..
despite my lack of love for the cast
I SIMPLY CAN'T WAIT TIL' THE MOVIE COMES OUT !


dear jan awesomely,
i would like to buy you the new breaking dawn book by stephanie meyer
and how about some chai latte and movie, twilight's on me !

five

i want to rant
sometimes i imagine myself having conversations with people

you: so jan, what's your favourite food?
jan: MY FAVOURITE FOOD?! WHERE DO I START ! uhmm.. ok.. i like cake.. love it actually.. love cake.. love cake with every inch of my being.. oh wait.. green tea.. I LOVE GREEN TEA ! greenteagreenteagreentea.. GREEN TEA CAKE FROM BREAD TOP ! eeeeeee YUM ! have you tried it?!
you: uhh.. i don't thi-
jan: IT'S DELICIOUS ! and healthy ! did you know green tea is healthy for you? WHAT A BARGAIN ! GREEN TEA CAKE = VALUE FOR MONEY ! actually it's like $3.20 a slice.. BUT WHO CARES *throws hands up like a maniac* LET'S GO GET SOME !
you: umm. ok..
jan: aww.. but i haven't any money !
you: laugh out loud, that's ok, i'll pay
jan: *squeeeeeeeee*

comment me !
dear jan awesome lee,
i would like to take you out for some green tea ice cream, MY TREAT !

four

three

pictures from my second home

morning feast

we caught grapes

ok goodnight.
yes, i know i look hot when i sleep *drools*

two

dear chinese second language advance,
i promise i will start on you soon.
i will not be amused by the distractions around me.
i will prepare my answers to your mind numbing questions and i will recite them to you nonchalantly as soon as i am prepared.
why did you have to have a general conversation and detailed study examination?
couldn't you have just picked one to torment me with?
i am not satisfied with your standards, they are too high.
and i would appreciate it if you could postpone the exam to some other year or perhaps cancel it all together.
i hope you will take this into serious consideration as i am displeased with your current situation

sincerely,
jan

one

this is bad
i've created another form of distraction
damn all you self blog advertisers on msn