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Sometimes I think it’s draining to blog- almost like homework !
like having to write a creative writing essay every week.
So if blogging was actually a weekly homework essay, and you were the teachers that constantly checked up on this page,
Then this would be an excellent representation of how often I get my homework done

Argh homework
Frustrates me more than decaffeinated coffee

Speaking of coffee and blogs..
I nearly chocked on my 'you’ll love coles' chocolate chip cookie when I read Sarah's ‘You + Coffee = Blind’
RIDICULOUS !
I almost cried
Until I read the rest of the blog and found out it was only caused by a silly spoon.

Oh and lately I've been hearing various equally believable stories like-
A man who occasionally drank Bubble Cup Milk Tea reportedly got taken to hospital for his injured back, bruised forehead and broken leg.
Doctors examined him and determined that this only happened because he drank Bubble Cup.
so for all you Bubble Cup lovers. BEWARE.

Apparently he wasn’t careful enough,
Spilt his milk tea (with pearls), slipped, fell forwards and banged his head on a pole. The man hit his forehead so hard that he was sent flying backwards only to fall and land on his back.
Trying to avoid further public humiliation, he hurried to get up, only to stumble his way onto a busy road where a car hit him. Fortunately he managed to get away with just a broken leg.
Tragic.

and also
A Bubble Cup employee was almost stabbed to death with a straw when he accidentally served the customer pearls instead of jelly.
True story.

Looks like coffee isn’t so dangerous anymore