Tuesday, June 10, 2008

two

dear chinese second language advance,
i promise i will start on you soon.
i will not be amused by the distractions around me.
i will prepare my answers to your mind numbing questions and i will recite them to you nonchalantly as soon as i am prepared.

why did you have to have a general conversation and detailed study examination?
couldn't you have just picked one to torment me with?
i am not satisfied with your standards, they are too high.
and i would appreciate it if you could postpone the exam to some other year or perhaps cancel it all together.
i hope you will take this into serious consideration as i am displeased with your current situation

sincerely,
jan

6 comments:

a'drienne said...

youre gonna pick up your game on chinese AFTER creating another distraction. HA youre hilarious jan KIDDING

x

Cynthia said...

Not persuasive enough, go back and read those English notes I sent you!

hahaha

Throw in crap like:
appalled
gargantuan
heresy to mankind
disgrace
disgusted
&c.

GOOD LUCK!

Anonymous said...

lolol janleechin!
i found this through your msn pm - SELF ADVERTISING ! tskt
anyways ..stop creating distractions and go do your chinese!!
xx melody (:

but i bet this is going to be ignored as well over time ! just like your xanga!

Isaac said...

Hey Jan,

I never knew you had a blog! Oh, i saw you with some hardcore guy at Glennie today. I was gonna say hi to you, but whoa.. that dude's mullet was wayyy too dangerous to get close to!

SHA said...

I don't think CSLA is going to grant you your request. But don't worry about it too much, it'll be all over before you know it.

Just do your best (:

jonc .. said...

i believe it's "postpone", jan lee chin? that's horrendous grammar you have in there, but overall a good summation of the situation at hand; very good. A-