just thought i'd let you know,
TWILIGHT SERIES IS HOT PROPERTY !
it's only like, THE HOTTEST BOOK SINCE HARRY SON OF POTTER
says so too in Entertainment Weekly- so it must be true !
so i can spend my day reading it for free
ahahaahajokes
but srsly..
schools should just wipe out their book lists and replace it with this series- it's like the new shakespeare in love with vampire and werewolf twist. absolutely fantastic.
if you disagree
i'll whack some sense into you with my borrowed glen waverley monash library twilight book
and then maybe after, i'll let you borrow it
try avoid being a social outcast ok?
READ IT so when i go on one of my renditions of how awesome the latest books are
you can at least pretend like you're interested
or we could organise a number of exclusive gatherings, where we passionately discuss the life changing dilemmas of Bella Swan
like-
To vampire or not to vampire?
What is going to happen to Charlie and Renée if Bella decides to become a vampire after graduation?
or What if she decides to stay human so she can still be biffles with Jacob Black?
Will Victoria end up killing her before she even decides?
or Will the Volturi find her and turn her into a vampire despite her indecisive intentions?
EDWARD CULLEN OR JACOB BLACK, WHO WILL SHE PICK !
some mind numbing questions for the soul
BREAKING DAWN COMES OUT SECOND AUGUST !
and asif that's not already information that would just send you into a coma of utter happiness..
THE MOVIE COMES OUT DECEMBER TWELVE !
ok that being said-
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY PICKED ROBERT PATTINSON TO PLAY EDWARD CULLEN !
he looks more like the werewolf
like ok, fair enuf he looks pretty alrite for a vampire in the poster above..
but like
THIS?! why does he look so angry- like a manwolf
THEY JUST HAVEN'T DONE JUSTICE TO THE BEAUTY OF EDWARD CULLEN !
and why
OH WHY did they give him red hair in the Entertainment Weekly photo? *above
let's be honest: he looks kinda scary- and not in a beautiful way (LIKE HE'S SUPPOSE TO BE !)
and why
OH WHY did they give him red hair in the Entertainment Weekly photo? *above
let's be honest: he looks kinda scary- and not in a beautiful way (LIKE HE'S SUPPOSE TO BE !)
FOR SHAME how dare they pick someone who doesn't look perfect in all his photos !
newayz..
despite my lack of love for the cast
I SIMPLY CAN'T WAIT TIL' THE MOVIE COMES OUT !
dear jan awesomely,
i would like to buy you the new breaking dawn book by stephanie meyer
and how about some chai latte and movie, twilight's on me !
1 comment:
I have, on good authority, that these books are rubbish. I'd sooner ingest african thorn worms than read those buttery tomes. Why, we have Watchmen: A book worth reading! Alan Moore is a god amongst words. Bless his beardyness. Everything he touches with his pointy silver sheathed finger turns to literary gold; a stake in any twilight volume. Praise to the unwashed one, may he live long.
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