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i want to rant
sometimes i imagine myself having conversations with people

you: so jan, what's your favourite food?
jan: MY FAVOURITE FOOD?! WHERE DO I START ! uhmm.. ok.. i like cake.. love it actually.. love cake.. love cake with every inch of my being.. oh wait.. green tea.. I LOVE GREEN TEA ! greenteagreenteagreentea.. GREEN TEA CAKE FROM BREAD TOP ! eeeeeee YUM ! have you tried it?!
you: uhh.. i don't thi-
jan: IT'S DELICIOUS ! and healthy ! did you know green tea is healthy for you? WHAT A BARGAIN ! GREEN TEA CAKE = VALUE FOR MONEY ! actually it's like $3.20 a slice.. BUT WHO CARES *throws hands up like a maniac* LET'S GO GET SOME !
you: umm. ok..
jan: aww.. but i haven't any money !
you: laugh out loud, that's ok, i'll pay
jan: *squeeeeeeeee*

comment me !
dear jan awesome lee,
i would like to take you out for some green tea ice cream, MY TREAT !