Friday, September 26, 2008
This Is Now
I had a vision,
At the first sight of light I would instantly awake and immediately rush to complete my homework, stopping only once or twice for lunch or occasional snackage.
My timetable would be split into Five parts-
Starting everyday, subjects would be revised in chronological order, based on most important to least significant.
And when asked to relax and enjoy the holidays, a sudden frustration may arise, I would put my foot down and give a stern 'NO, CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE TOO MUCH HOMEWORK TO DO !'
I would even tell people I can't hang out, that I have doomed myself to social suicide and hence dedicated my two week relaxation to total focus of stress..
Also, I would lock myself permanentely in the house in order to accomplish my learning process.
So that when the time comes, and the teacher looks around the classroom asking: 'Who has done their holiday homework?!'
I can finally not hinder away in the corner of the room, ashamed of my fun time during the holidays..
but I would actually be able raise my hand without disgrace and say 'ME ! I'VE DONE MY HOLIDAY HOMEWORK ! MEEEEEEEEEEE !'
I would probably be rewarded
with endless supplies of Gloria Jean's Cookies and Cream Mocha Chillers
happyhappyhappyhappyhapyhapyhapppahypahypahpahpyahyayayhypahyahhappyhappyhappyhappy
:DDD
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Tissue For Your Issue
Thank God for Kleenex Eucalyptus Facial Tissues !
Soft 3 ply tissues enriched with Natural Eucalyptus Oil- not so soft after the second box
If wealth was measured by supplies of tissues, I'd be poor.
My constant consumption of my family's tissue box supply has left us in poverty
Damn my low tolerance for pollinated flowers
Caesar Salad from Sofia's is definitely to live for
and Gladiator Sandals are very hot property
Can I just say.. EEEEEEEEEEEE
lol ok. I finally got my very own brown ones after like two very long months of stalking around Knox hunting for a nice bargain.
Nothing too special with the design though, very common.
I can already envision a million other people strutting around Knox in the (my) exact same Jesus Sandals
Also hot- Jersey Lace Ups
and now I totally suck !
Monday, September 8, 2008
eleven
Sometimes I think it’s draining to blog- almost like homework !
like having to write a creative writing essay every week.
So if blogging was actually a weekly homework essay, and you were the teachers that constantly checked up on this page,
Then this would be an excellent representation of how often I get my homework done
Argh homework
Frustrates me more than decaffeinated coffee
Speaking of coffee and blogs..
I nearly chocked on my 'you’ll love coles' chocolate chip cookie when I read Sarah's ‘You + Coffee = Blind’
RIDICULOUS !
I almost cried
Until I read the rest of the blog and found out it was only caused by a silly spoon.
Oh and lately I've been hearing various equally believable stories like-
A man who occasionally drank Bubble Cup Milk Tea reportedly got taken to hospital for his injured back, bruised forehead and broken leg.
Doctors examined him and determined that this only happened because he drank Bubble Cup.
so for all you Bubble Cup lovers. BEWARE.
Apparently he wasn’t careful enough,
Spilt his milk tea (with pearls), slipped, fell forwards and banged his head on a pole. The man hit his forehead so hard that he was sent flying backwards only to fall and land on his back.
Trying to avoid further public humiliation, he hurried to get up, only to stumble his way onto a busy road where a car hit him. Fortunately he managed to get away with just a broken leg.
Tragic.
and also
A Bubble Cup employee was almost stabbed to death with a straw when he accidentally served the customer pearls instead of jelly.
True story.
Looks like coffee isn’t so dangerous anymore
Friday, September 5, 2008
tenth
her name's so boring. jan... psh
haha JOKES.
atm, we're both at piano lessons. called quaverbox.. check out the myspace :D
i think its something like myspace.com/quaverbox
yeah not that hard :)
FINALLY
the end of the week.
it felt so short cuz i only started school on wednesday.
heh, and you didnt :P
okays what would jan usually blog abt?
probs some weird analogy that revolved around either stabbing her hw, or killing half the population by circumferencing half of the world into non-existence.. yeah, naice jan.
agreed. she is whacked.
LOL kiddddding.
we all love you jan :D
btw terence just told her that her music rocked... not.
kboredbye
ps. JAN YOU CAN DELETE THIS (its payback for the amount of times you bagged me)