Present Perils, Christmas Carols

Aww, it's only a few hours past Christmas and I already miss it. Anyway, thought I should keep you posted.. Lately, I've just been devouring enough food to rapidly increase my body mass by tenzillion kilotonnes, but don't worry, I'll be joining the Fitness First Free Holiday Program very soon!.. Mm I hope that works out

Also, I've been watching 'The Office' a lot. Have you seen it? You should. It's hilarity



Dwight Schrute: 'Every year, I do some research to determine which toy will be the most popular of the Christmas season. This year, it's a doll. Half girl, Half unicorn.. Pathetic. I bought out every store in the area over the last couple of weeks, and, as lazy parents become more desperate, I will sell them at an enormous profit.



Look at that- how does that even happen? King had sex with a unicorn? Man with a horn, has sex with a royal horse?



Andrew Bernard: 'When I was in College, I use to get wicked hammered.. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-o shots, do some body shots, off myself... Pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would've gotten expelled if I had've let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. They called me Buzz.'



Happy Christmas friends :)