| From: | Jan-Lee Chin | August 10, 2009 7:43 PM |
| To: | Bruce Norton | |
| Subject: | SIR NORTON | |
I HAVE A MATTER OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE !
ARE YOU STILL IN POSSESSION OF MY MULTIMEDIA WORK FROM YR10 AND 11?!
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'VE KEPT IT IN A TITANIUM SAFE, HIDDEN BEHIND A SECRET WARDROBE, AND THE ONLY KEY THAT OPENS IT IS HUNG AROUND A GIANT THREE HEADED DOG WHICH CAN NOT BE TAMED BY ANYONE BUT YOU
sincerely,
JAN-LEE
>>> Bruce Norton 08/11/09 9:38 AM >>>
Dear Jan-Lee,
I know where the dog lives and when he sleeps.
But, you have something of mine I will make a deal!
Please make arrangements.
B Norton
>>> Jan-Lee Chin 08/11/09 6:40 PM >>>
Good Sir, I am thrilled to hear that your dog is well. You will be happy to know that your Wacom Table is in pristine condition.
I'm actually using it right now. At this very moment. It's so good.
..Just wondering, would I be able to make my transaction in advance?
I kindof still need the tablet.. and well, you don't really need my work so.......
Tell me when you're free and I'll come pick it up.
Peace,
Jan-Lee
>>> Bruce Norton 08/12/09 10:20 AM >>>
NO DEAL
NO TABLET
NO WORK
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Just thought you should know.. I found the three-headed dog
and I am willing to trade him for my work
Let me know how you want this to end,
Jan-Lee
>>> Bruce Norton 08/19/09 6:17 PM >>>
Dear Jan,
If you harm a single hair on the three headed dog, your work will vanish into cyber space.
I will suddenly have a file management problem.
I need to know if the Tablet is safe.
Must see evidence!
Thanks
B Norton
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