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If Chinese was a man, I’d stab him in the heart, tape his mouth shut and leave him at the side of the road




jokingggggg.. I’m a kind loving woman flesh
Love, peace and harmony to the Chinese language

hopefully,

on the eleventh of August twenty oh eight, a perfect line would draw itself around the earth

splitting it symmetrically and dividing it into two perfect halves

simultaneously separating the land of Glen Waverley from Keysborough

I would have to miss my Chinese oral sac

problem solved.

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In case you're like completely oblivious to the latest trends of this circular universe-
just thought i'd let you know,
TWILIGHT SERIES IS HOT PROPERTY !

it's only like, THE HOTTEST BOOK SINCE HARRY SON OF POTTER
says so too in Entertainment Weekly- so it must be true !

it's exactly the type of book i'd ask mum to drive me down to knox borders for
so i can spend my day reading it for free
ahahaahajokes
but srsly..

schools should just wipe out their book lists and replace it with this series- it's like the new shakespeare in love with vampire and werewolf twist. absolutely fantastic.

if you disagree
i'll whack some sense into you with my borrowed glen waverley monash library twilight book
and then maybe after, i'll let you borrow it

try avoid being a social outcast ok?

READ IT so when i go on one of my renditions of how awesome the latest books are
you can at least pretend like you're interested
or we could organise a number of exclusive gatherings, where we passionately discuss the life changing dilemmas of Bella Swan
like-
To vampire or not to vampire?
What is going to happen to Charlie and Renée if Bella decides to become a vampire after graduation?
or What if she decides to stay human so she can still be biffles with Jacob Black?
Will Victoria end up killing her before she even decides?
or Will the Volturi find her and turn her into a vampire despite her indecisive intentions?
EDWARD CULLEN OR JACOB BLACK, WHO WILL SHE PICK !
some mind numbing questions for the soul

BREAKING DAWN COMES OUT SECOND AUGUST !
and asif that's not already information that would just send you into a coma of utter happiness..
THE MOVIE COMES OUT DECEMBER TWELVE !

ok that being said-
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY PICKED ROBERT PATTINSON TO PLAY EDWARD CULLEN !
he looks more like the werewolf
like ok, fair enuf he looks pretty alrite for a vampire in the poster above..
but like

THIS?! why does he look so angry- like a manwolf

THEY JUST HAVEN'T DONE JUSTICE TO THE BEAUTY OF EDWARD CULLEN !
and why
OH WHY did they give him red hair in the Entertainment Weekly photo? *above
let's be honest: he looks kinda scary- and not in a beautiful way (LIKE HE'S SUPPOSE TO BE !)

ye ok, he looks quite beautiful here.. but if i didn't know any better, i'd think Kristen Stewart was the vampire..
FOR SHAME how dare they pick someone who doesn't look perfect in all his photos !
newayz..
despite my lack of love for the cast
I SIMPLY CAN'T WAIT TIL' THE MOVIE COMES OUT !


dear jan awesomely,
i would like to buy you the new breaking dawn book by stephanie meyer
and how about some chai latte and movie, twilight's on me !

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i want to rant
sometimes i imagine myself having conversations with people

you: so jan, what's your favourite food?
jan: MY FAVOURITE FOOD?! WHERE DO I START ! uhmm.. ok.. i like cake.. love it actually.. love cake.. love cake with every inch of my being.. oh wait.. green tea.. I LOVE GREEN TEA ! greenteagreenteagreentea.. GREEN TEA CAKE FROM BREAD TOP ! eeeeeee YUM ! have you tried it?!
you: uhh.. i don't thi-
jan: IT'S DELICIOUS ! and healthy ! did you know green tea is healthy for you? WHAT A BARGAIN ! GREEN TEA CAKE = VALUE FOR MONEY ! actually it's like $3.20 a slice.. BUT WHO CARES *throws hands up like a maniac* LET'S GO GET SOME !
you: umm. ok..
jan: aww.. but i haven't any money !
you: laugh out loud, that's ok, i'll pay
jan: *squeeeeeeeee*

comment me !
dear jan awesome lee,
i would like to take you out for some green tea ice cream, MY TREAT !

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