An Alternative

Variably Cloudy with Chances of Sun
I think I might try this for a while :)

..In the Night, Like A Thief or a Comet

7.38am. I woke up today to find my windows vibrating ever so furiously and my roof shaking so profusely, that I thought to myself, I thought: 'SURELY THE GODS MUST BE ANGRY!'

But no, it was just my dad walking around the house. Much like an earthquake.. or Thor, the greek god of ancient mythology, hammering down great bolts of lightning right onto the very roof of my home

Oh The Light, It's Bright Outside

WELLLLL.. This is slightly troubling. 6.24 am and I'm still awake.
I can't decide what to do. Is it early enough to have breakfast now?
Of course it is.

GOOD MORNING ☀

Ten Nine Eight, This is Just A Little Bit Late

IT'S TWO THOUSAND AND TEN! Goodness me, I LOVE the prospect of a new year. Fresh starts, new goals and aspiring ambitions- It's like a whole nother adventure! and oh boy, OH BOY do I love my adventures.
This year is going to be a good year. I can feel it in my very bones!
What does that mean? 'feel it in my bones'? Is it actually physically possible to anticipate the constantly changing state of the universe by a simple sensation experienced through ones bones? Hmm.. I guess it is.
Literally, my bones actually feel quite sore from lack of sleep.. But I'm sure that's no indication of how the year will be! Hypothetically speaking, my endoskeleton can already sense an amazing time coming along.

Amen, Twenty Ten

Present Perils, Christmas Carols

Aww, it's only a few hours past Christmas and I already miss it. Anyway, thought I should keep you posted.. Lately, I've just been devouring enough food to rapidly increase my body mass by tenzillion kilotonnes, but don't worry, I'll be joining the Fitness First Free Holiday Program very soon!.. Mm I hope that works out

Also, I've been watching 'The Office' a lot. Have you seen it? You should. It's hilarity



Dwight Schrute: 'Every year, I do some research to determine which toy will be the most popular of the Christmas season. This year, it's a doll. Half girl, Half unicorn.. Pathetic. I bought out every store in the area over the last couple of weeks, and, as lazy parents become more desperate, I will sell them at an enormous profit.



Look at that- how does that even happen? King had sex with a unicorn? Man with a horn, has sex with a royal horse?



Andrew Bernard: 'When I was in College, I use to get wicked hammered.. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-o shots, do some body shots, off myself... Pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would've gotten expelled if I had've let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. They called me Buzz.'



Happy Christmas friends :)

151209

Okay fine. I'll be taking my talent somewhere else.
'Come on Talent, let's go'

It's Been A Long Time, I Shouldn't Have Left You

HELLOOOOO

I know, I know it's the holidays, and I should have updated you a long time ago instead of leaving you in worried suspense, but believe me, I've been thinking about you this whole time, and I've been trying to think of what to say- It's just been too long!

Well, something significant since my last post:
I got my letter from RMIT and Monash! and I finished my interviews on the 3rd. Yay.
Now I'm anxiously anticipating my letter of acceptance

Oh and, results are out in a few hours, I can't wait to deliberately avoid conversations involving enters scores and how I ranked in the State of Victoria

Bring Me Flowers

'For successful applicants, details of the interview and folio presentation will be sent to you by Friday 6 November 2009'

I thought today was the 6th and I rushed out to check my mailbox in the morning before my Psychology exam.. But mum said the postman only drops by in the afternoon..
So I checked again after my exam- found some dust and a dead moth.
Before dinner, mum rushes into my room and gives me a letter, and I'm thinking: 'FINALLY'.. But it turned out to be some promotional letter
MAJOR MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT

WHY DOESN'T THE POSTMAN DELIVER MY MAIL IN THE MORNING?
One of life's most confounding questions.

On a happier note, depression has another name, and it is 'Mathematical Methods CAS'
Predicted study score: negative two

Every Essay I Write Turns into Trash

OMG analysing English is such a joke ! Except it's a really bad joke and nobody's laughing.
I mean, have you ever found yourself listening to the most tasteless joke, that it shouldn't even be called a joke, and just listening to the a blasphemous string of words makes you want to rip your heart out at the sound of such sadness and despair.
Analysing English is like, an infinity times worse

Haha let's analyse everything to death, haha wouldn't that be fun?
UM. NO VCAA, THAT WOULD NOT BE FUN
You know what's fun? NOT writing enough essays to make an encyclopedia in three hours.
That's pretty fun. Why don't we do that instead?
PSYCHOS

This Place was a Prison

After exams last year, I got my results and I felt as though I had fallen so far from hope..

Times have changed

Cold Mornings Never Seemed Nicer

Today, Bethany and I filled balloons with fruit loops and milk.. We also drew happy faces on our cereal bombs to remind our victims to smile. So every time we threw it, they would see a smiley face hurtling towards them before it smacked them in the head, decorating them in a glorious mess of soggy rainbow breakfast. Delicious.

Alice

“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

Wednesday

Everyday, when I get home, I have so much work to do and I have no idea where to start.
Some days I don't even start at all.. like today
Some days I also wish I was a bear.
Yeah, that's right. A bear.
I'll get to do fun things like hibernate and ride motor cycles
Doesn't that sound fun?
Well, you're wrong. It actually does

All We Ever Wanted was to be Accepted

'I was wrong, I don't mind
The impossible seems possible
This time I'm an electric wire
If the sun can radiate then so can I'
- Darling Violetta

Overcast Skies and Lullabies

Last night I was lying in bed thinking about my childhood- Saturday morning cartoons and Calvin and Hobbes comics. Now all there seems to be is lassitude and maths text books