Also, I've been watching 'The Office' a lot. Have you seen it? You should. It's hilarity
Dwight Schrute: 'Every year, I do some research to determine which toy will be the most popular of the Christmas season. This year, it's a doll. Half girl, Half unicorn.. Pathetic. I bought out every store in the area over the last couple of weeks, and, as lazy parents become more desperate, I will sell them at an enormous profit.
Look at that- how does that even happen? King had sex with a unicorn? Man with a horn, has sex with a royal horse?
Andrew Bernard: 'When I was in College, I use to get wicked hammered.. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-o shots, do some body shots, off myself... Pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would've gotten expelled if I had've let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. They called me Buzz.'
Happy Christmas friends :)
