Sunday, June 15, 2008

three


pictures from my second home


morning feast





we caught grapes




ok goodnight.
yes, i know i look hot when i sleep *drools*

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

two

dear chinese second language advance,
i promise i will start on you soon.
i will not be amused by the distractions around me.
i will prepare my answers to your mind numbing questions and i will recite them to you nonchalantly as soon as i am prepared.

why did you have to have a general conversation and detailed study examination?
couldn't you have just picked one to torment me with?
i am not satisfied with your standards, they are too high.
and i would appreciate it if you could postpone the exam to some other year or perhaps cancel it all together.
i hope you will take this into serious consideration as i am displeased with your current situation

sincerely,
jan

Sunday, June 8, 2008

one

this is bad
i've created another form of distraction
damn all you self blog advertisers on msn