Saturday, August 23, 2008

nine

At night, before I sleep, I imagine a blank tetris board
and in my head I slo
t in the differently shaped pieces, interlocking and compacting them into a beautiful 10x5 solid block. Creating perfection.

ok. I've been occupied
and by 'occupied' I actually mean- I have enough work to keep me away from msn and commit myself to social suicide, but not enough motivation for me to actually do something about it.
basically, I only have time for beloved tetris

I've been avoiding my Chinese Oral SAC for about a week now
but OMG the time has come ! I'm very nervous..
but not nervous enough to actually utilise my time to study !

I know there are more productive things I could be doing
but
subconsciously, I think that with every tetris I make, my homework will suddenly dissolve speedily and merge itself into air molecules creating the basic component of a colorless, highly flammable gaseous element- Hydrogen.
After that rapid transformation,
Two coarse rocks, one named Fredward and the other named Fillion, will simultaneously be thrown from opposite directions, causing them to fly towards each other at the staggering speed of 299 792 458 m/s
.
If I were to describe their general direction in a graph, it would be something like y= -x
2
Where, Fredward will start at quadrant 3, and Fillion will commence her journey at quadrant 4.
At the turning point, both rocks will inevitably meet.
And assuming Fredward was a man, and Fillion was a woman. A fiery spark of love will form between them.
Hopefully, as the love spark gradually falls towards my homework in the form of Hydrogen,
a beautiful flame will be produced in joyous celebration

speaking of flame-

The Olympics end today
!
awwwww I'm so sad, I could cry












mike perry, you are my inspiration

Monday, August 11, 2008

eight

lately, i've been busy






Saturday, July 26, 2008

seven

If Chinese was a man, I’d stab him in the heart, tape his mouth shut and leave him at the side of the road




jokingggggg.. I’m a kind loving woman flesh

Love, peace and harmony to the Chinese language


hopefully,
on the eleventh of August twenty oh eight, a perfect line would draw itself around the earth
splitting it symmetrically and dividing it into two perfect halves
simultaneously separating the land of Glen Waverley from Keysborough
I would have to miss my Chinese oral sac

problem solved.

sixeth

In case you're like completely oblivious to the latest trends of this circular universe-
just thought i'd let you know,
TWILIGHT SERIES IS HOT PROPERTY !





it's only like, THE HOTTEST BOOK SINCE HARRY SON OF POTTER
says so too in Entertainment Weekly- so it must be true !



it's exactly the type of book i'd ask mum to drive me down to knox borders for
so i can spend my day reading it for free
ahahaahajokes
but srsly..

schools should just wipe out their book lists and replace it with this series- it's like the new shakespeare in love with vampire and werewolf twist. absolutely fantastic.

if you disagree
i'll whack some sense into you with my borro
wed glen waverley monash library twilight book
and then maybe after, i'll let you borrow it

try avoid being a social outcast ok?

READ IT so when i go on one of my renditions of how awesome the latest books are
you can at least pretend like you're
interested
or we could organise a number of exclusi
ve gatherings, where we passionately discuss the life changing dilemmas of Bella Swan
like-
To vampire or not to vampire?
What is going to happen to Charlie and
Renée if Bella decides to become a vampire after graduation?
or What if she decides to stay human so she can still be biffles with Jacob Black?
Will Victoria end up killing her before she even decides?
or Will the Volturi find her and turn her into
a vampire despite her indecisive intentions?
EDWARD CULLEN OR JACOB BLACK, WHO WILL SHE
PICK !
some mind numbing questions for the soul

BREAKING DAWN COMES OUT SECOND AUGUST !
and asif that's not already information that would just send you into a coma of utter happiness..
THE MOVIE COMES OUT DECEMBER TWELVE !




ok that being said-
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY PICKED ROBERT PATTINSON TO PLAY EDWARD CULLEN !
he looks more like the werewolf
like ok, fair enuf he looks pretty alrite for a vampire in the poster above..
but like


THIS?! why does he look so angry- like a manwolf

THEY JUST HAVEN'T DONE JUSTICE TO THE BEAUTY OF EDWARD CULLEN !
and why
OH WHY did they give him red hair in the Entertainment Weekly photo? *above
let's be honest: he looks kinda scary- and not in a beautiful way (LIKE HE'S SUPPOSE TO BE !)


ye ok, he looks quite beautiful here.. but if i didn't know any better, i'd think Kristen Stewart was the vampire..
FOR SHAME how dare they pick someone who doesn't look perfect in all his photos !
newayz..
despite my lack of love for the cast
I SIMPLY CAN'T WAIT TIL' THE MOVIE COMES OUT !


dear jan awesomely,
i would like to buy you the new breaking dawn book by stephanie meyer
and how about some chai latte and movie, twilight's on me !

Friday, July 11, 2008

five

i want to rant
sometimes i imagine myself having conversations with people

you: so jan, what's your favourite food?
jan: MY FAVOURITE FOOD?! WHERE DO I START ! uhmm.. ok.. i like cake.. love it actually.. love
cake.. love cake with every inch of my being.. oh wait.. green tea.. I LOVE GREEN TEA ! greenteagreenteagreentea.. GREEN TEA CAKE FROM BREAD TOP ! eeeeeee YUM ! have you tried it?!
you: uhh.. i don't thi-
jan: IT'S DELICIOUS ! and healthy ! did you know green tea is healthy for you? WHAT A BARGAIN ! GREEN TEA CAKE = VALUE FOR MONEY ! actually it's like $3.20 a slice.. BUT WHO CARES *throws hands up like a maniac* LET'S GO GET SOME !
you: umm. ok..
jan: aww.. but i haven't any money !
you: laugh out loud, that's ok, i'll pay
jan: *squeeeeeeeee*






comment me !
dear jan awesome lee,
i would like to take you out for some green tea ice cream, MY TREAT !

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Sunday, June 15, 2008

three


pictures from my second home


morning feast





we caught grapes




ok goodnight.
yes, i know i look hot when i sleep *drools*

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

two

dear chinese second language advance,
i promise i will start on you soon.
i will not be amused by the distractions around me.
i will prepare my answers to your mind numbing questions and i will recite them to you nonchalantly as soon as i am prepared.

why did you have to have a general conversation and detailed study examination?
couldn't you have just picked one to torment me with?
i am not satisfied with your standards, they are too high.
and i would appreciate it if you could postpone the exam to some other year or perhaps cancel it all together.
i hope you will take this into serious consideration as i am displeased with your current situation

sincerely,
jan

Sunday, June 8, 2008

one

this is bad
i've created another form of distraction
damn all you self blog advertisers on msn