Every Essay I Write Turns into Trash

OMG analysing English is such a joke ! Except it's a really bad joke and nobody's laughing.
I mean, have you ever found yourself listening to the most tasteless joke, that it shouldn't even be called a joke, and just listening to the a blasphemous string of words makes you want to rip your heart out at the sound of such sadness and despair.
Analysing English is like, an infinity times worse

Haha let's analyse everything to death, haha wouldn't that be fun?
UM. NO VCAA, THAT WOULD NOT BE FUN
You know what's fun? NOT writing enough essays to make an encyclopedia in three hours.
That's pretty fun. Why don't we do that instead?
PSYCHOS

This Place was a Prison

After exams last year, I got my results and I felt as though I had fallen so far from hope..

Times have changed

Cold Mornings Never Seemed Nicer

Today, Bethany and I filled balloons with fruit loops and milk.. We also drew happy faces on our cereal bombs to remind our victims to smile. So every time we threw it, they would see a smiley face hurtling towards them before it smacked them in the head, decorating them in a glorious mess of soggy rainbow breakfast. Delicious.